So you came to LA with a dime and a dream
Say you wanna be a name on the Hollywood scene
You wanna party with the stars
Do coke on a yacht
But you gotta learn the rules
And shit there's a lot like
Never do heroin
And never do meth
Never go to parks below sunset
Never drink anything below ten grand
Never suck dick unless the money's in his hand
Never fuck Sheen
And don't do porn
Never wear anything already worn
Never get caught in a poor mans car
You can leave LA but don't go far
Don't go to the beach
Unless it's for drugs
Don't fuck waiters
And don't fuck thugs
Don't get a boob job or marry famous
Don't do drugs that are intravenious
Do get tested
Stay protected
Please stay smart, don't get arrested
If you want a job
Go socialize
Don't eat, don't sleep
And don't ask why
Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
You're gonna be the next big thing
Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
You're gonna be the next big thing
Get all the numbers that you can
When you meet someone famous
Don't say you're a fan
Don't turn down gifts
Or any jobs
Don't shit where you eat
Don't talk to the mobs
Say yes to blow
Say yes to X
Say yes to directors that ask for sex
Don't go castings or open calls
Don't turn to the camera and break the fourth wall
Do get fillers
And plump your pout
If the music's loud
Go outside, don't shout
And don't go down without a cost
Don't tell anybody about your flaws
Don't talk to the magazines
And don't get suggestions
On your very first scene
This LA life ain't for the moral
So you gotta be ready for tons of oral
Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
You're gonna be the next big thing
Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
You're gonna be the next big thing
Sign your name on the dotted line
As long as you listen
You'll do fine
Sign your name on the dotted line
As long as you listen
You'll do fine
Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
You're gonna be the next big thing
Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
You're gonna be the next big thing